astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
My name is Haley. If you think my posts are crazy, you should see my life choices.
I’m going to die.
LITERALLY HOW TO MAKE GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL
did the priest’s head just explode.
This makes me smile so hard every time
5 second films
I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.
I’m probably having one of the worst birthdays I’ve had in years. I’m spending it alone in my room and packing up my stuff so the exterminators can get in tomorrow to fix a problem that could have been resolved nearly 2 years ago. The way my parents have been treating me doesn’t help either. I probably wouldn’t mind all of this as much if it wasn’t my birthday.
On the brighter side, I get to spend Thursday at Warped Tour with my boyfriend and have a nice dinner with him and my family on Friday.Edit: I also found my old Gameboy color and it works perfectly.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do