I want so badly to just ask my ex a few questions, but he doesn’t want to talk to me. I feel like he doesn’t care. Maybe any time someone mentions me, he just says “fuck that bitch” or something along those lines. I understand he is used to longer relationships, so why should he care?

I just have so many unanswered questions. Some of these questions have risen due to some recent things that someone said to me.

Alright, personal shit is done.

An actual conversation I had with a customer at Party City

Lady: I want the Elsa costume in small.
Me: I'm sorry, but we are out of Elsa.
Lady: Yeah, Elsa. That's what I want.
Me: Ma'am, we sold out of Elsa in September.
Lady: Yeah, Elsa. I want Elsa.
Me: ...We don't have anymore Elsa.
She eventually got her husband to deal with me.

This is genuinely horrifying. 

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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

❝ Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ ❞

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

your last boyfriend dumped you because you're damaged. did you honestly think someone like him really wanted to be with someone who has been tainted by someone else like you have been?
Anonymous

Shut the fuck up because you obviously have no clue what you’re talking about.

I don’t know what is up with my sister lately, but she’s been acting like a rude bitch for apparently no reason. I mean, she sits downstairs in the same chair all day on her laptop; she’s pretty much taken over the living room. She doesn’t have a job and has made very few (if any) attempts at finding one. Her grace period for paying off her student loans was up in September, so I have no clue how she’s paying for that.
When someone calls her out on exactly what’s going on, she just becomes a total cunt. My parents are so close to kicking her out, it’s not even funny. She keeps biting the hands that feed her. If anything, she should at least be kissing my parents’ asses sense they’re her only chance for survival at this point. My parents don’t want to kick her out but if it’s the only thing that will motivate her to get her shit together, they will.
If there’s one thing I can’t stand in this world, it’s rude people. I can’t even begin to describe how much it gets under my skin. You can’t even have a pleasant conversation with her without her getting her panties in a bunch.
Then when I told her exactly how she’s been acting like a bitch and sits on her ass all day, she says I sound like my parents. The truth hurts too much, I guess.

Rant over. 

librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

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